THIS IS NOT A "THANK YOU"
If your sweet neighbor happens to notice your sharpay running around the neighborhood, and she brings her back to you, just leave it at that. Say thank you.
DON'T say, "Here Natalia I have a present for you since your Mom saved my dog."
DON'T hand her a GIGANTIC stuff bird while they are at the bus stop.
DON'T make her mother carry it home. She will have to carry this bird with one arm on top of her head. While she carries her BABY with the other arm.
DON'T think that just because you don't want this ugly bird THAT WE DO.
DON'T watch as I carry an over stuffed black garbage bag out of my house next garbage day.
PS. My kids are fighting over the bird now. THANK YOU SO MUCH!
posted by Jeri at 1:36 PM
12 Comments:
I'm totally laughing! That thing is bigger than Talia! If it doesn't say "Thank You", does it say "Happy Birthday" to the next birthday party friend? So funny!
Where would you even buy a bird like that? I wish I could have seen your face as Talia was presented this gift! Too funny.
Now THAT is an innovative way of getting rid of an amusement park games prize! I'm laughing.
ha! wow. i've never seen anything like it.
That was so funny! And I totally relate. I remember when our neighbor gave us this huge huge bean bag (for an adult) and thought Our kids would like it and it smelled like smoke and looked awful, so we tried to wash it and then there were those little squishy things all over our washing machine and we couldn't get it out!!! You should have seen the mess. Oh, never again!
Jeri you are so funny and clever about how you say stuff! I am totally laughing and dying at how hideous that thing is.
Miss you!
How funny! At least the bird made a great post, right?
Seriously, what in all the freaky things in this world is that thing? I am so sorry for you, my friend!
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!!!! I'm laughing my head off!! How funny!!!! I can just hear my kids the next time they are over at your house! That thing is crazy!! If you want, I'll load the black trash bag into my van for you!
LOL!!! I agree with annie, I think it should go to that hoity toity christmas part that you guys go to every year, call it "the partridge in a pear tree". Or rather the partridge the size of a pear tree. (he he, oh man, it's late, never comment when it's late. :-) ) TOO FUNNY, esp the image of you carrying it home on your HEAD!! LOL! You know, I almost got out of my van and saved that dog myself that day, whewf, glad I gave you that one, LOL!!!
Ugh. that is quite the bird.
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