#36.
Lincoln always brings the kids and I gifts when he comes home from traveling. He travels a lot so the gifts are not always something huge. I love the thoughtful and funny things he gets me. Sometimes it's chocolate, a t-shirt, a giant pink diamond paperweight, lingerie (did I just put that on my blog!?), brisket and a huge bottle of bbq sauce from Texas, or and insane amount of clothes from England. Last time he was in Texas he brought me a bandana and a Texas shaped pen. (I was born in Texas.) 35 Things to do with a Cowboy's Bandana. It is too good not to share.
1. A decorative clothing accessory made from a variety of cloth ranging from cotton to silk.
2. A scarf or head covering.
3. A sweat band rolled and tied around the head.
4. A cloth to clean a gun.
5. A ribbon to tie back a cowgirl's hair.
6.A measuring tool.
7. A cloth to wipe perspiration for one's face and the insides of a hat.
8. A mask or disquise to hide one's face--like a robber.
9. Blindfold to lead a spooked animal or horse form a burning barn.
10. A covering to protect one's face from the elelments like a dust storm or a blizzard.
11. A handkerchief to blow one's nose.
12. A handkerchief to dry a lady's tears.
13. A sling for an injured arm.
14. Protection for the neck from the sun.
15. An ear muff to keep one's ears from freezing in cold weather.
16. Used with a stick as part of a tourniquet.
17. A bandage or poultice for humans and cattle.
18. A tie around one's hat to keep the hat from blowing away.
19. A tie for a splint.
20. A flag to help signal.
21. A pouch to hold money, food or gold dust.
22. Knapsack for clothes like a hobo uses.
23. A short rope to hang items from jeans, belt, or saddle.
24. Washcloth for body or dishes.
25. A towel to dry with.
26. A strainer for muddy water or coffee.
27. Dust or polish rag for boots, saddle, or silver belt buckle.
28. A diaper.
29. Covering to keep bugs off food.
30. Muzzle for dogs or biting horses.
31. A hot pad to remove the coffee pot or skillet from the campfire.
32. A napkin to keep food from falling on one's clothes.
33. A swatter to kill a pesky fly.
34. A ground covering for a lady to sit upon to keep her dress clean.
35. A gag to keep someone from talking.
2. A scarf or head covering.
3. A sweat band rolled and tied around the head.
4. A cloth to clean a gun.
5. A ribbon to tie back a cowgirl's hair.
6.A measuring tool.
7. A cloth to wipe perspiration for one's face and the insides of a hat.
8. A mask or disquise to hide one's face--like a robber.
9. Blindfold to lead a spooked animal or horse form a burning barn.
10. A covering to protect one's face from the elelments like a dust storm or a blizzard.
11. A handkerchief to blow one's nose.
12. A handkerchief to dry a lady's tears.
13. A sling for an injured arm.
14. Protection for the neck from the sun.
15. An ear muff to keep one's ears from freezing in cold weather.
16. Used with a stick as part of a tourniquet.
17. A bandage or poultice for humans and cattle.
18. A tie around one's hat to keep the hat from blowing away.
19. A tie for a splint.
20. A flag to help signal.
21. A pouch to hold money, food or gold dust.
22. Knapsack for clothes like a hobo uses.
23. A short rope to hang items from jeans, belt, or saddle.
24. Washcloth for body or dishes.
25. A towel to dry with.
26. A strainer for muddy water or coffee.
27. Dust or polish rag for boots, saddle, or silver belt buckle.
28. A diaper.
29. Covering to keep bugs off food.
30. Muzzle for dogs or biting horses.
31. A hot pad to remove the coffee pot or skillet from the campfire.
32. A napkin to keep food from falling on one's clothes.
33. A swatter to kill a pesky fly.
34. A ground covering for a lady to sit upon to keep her dress clean.
35. A gag to keep someone from talking.
BUT I THINK THEY LEFT ONE OFF THE LIST..........
36. Tied around one's face to keep bad smells from entering the nose--like when collecting a stool sample.
This is me ready to go in and face the music! My kids are still sick, and we need to do some tests. I have the weakest stomach ever. My Mom sent me some advice. "It's just mud!"
So-------I kept repeating in my head...."I am a marine biologist. I am collecting pond mud. I am getting paid for this."
posted by Jeri at 5:31 PM
12 Comments:
ROFL!!!!!!!! JERI! I just love you! ;)
LOL! Poor you on #36!! Hope that bandana helped and that your kids get feeling better!
I'm DIEING!!! I feel your pain but oh, that picture is so funny!!!
Oh yuck yuck yuck. You missed the best part tho, the going back for more is the best part of the story. :-) LOL Sorry about the mud collecting... I hope that they figure it out.
may that problem be solved REALLY soon :)
I'm thinking I need to invest in some bandanas now... but I'm hoping I don't have to ever do #36!!
oh geez, three kids sick at once, how do you do it?
You look great! You're rocking that bandanna!
Oh Jeri! I think your mom is so wise and I hope you are paid VERY well! Take care of your babies...I hope they all feel better soon.
Awe Jeri, I heart you and your drama. It's just mud.
I hope the kiddos are better soon.
Seriously great post. Awesome.
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